I Went on the Internet and All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt

You clicked.
You scrolled.
You regret everything.

This shirt is the souvenir.

Minimal text. No graphics. No irony overload.
Just a blunt summary of the modern internet experience.

Unisex fit. Soft, everyday tee.
Printed clearly because the message already does enough work.

Wear it like a warning.
Or a confession.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean